Sunday, September 28, 2008
Friday, September 26, 2008
Is it wrong for Mister to say he's going to get his gun polished up when Ma'am's suitors are only 4? The other night, Ma'am informs me that you don't marry your brothers, you only marry your friends. And... that Kevin (a kid at Pre-K) loves her and her friend Avery. How does she know that Kevin loves her? He covered her up with his blanket at nap time. That is obviously love of the highest caliber. While I am telling this story to the Pre-K Director (with Mister) standing there, she starts laughing and proceeds to tell us a story. One of the other boys at school was sitting at home with his family one night when his mother asked him if the lady on the television was pretty. He replied, "No, she's hot! And you know who else is hot? Ma'am!" At this point, Mister's breathing has deepened and the vein in his forehead is starting to visibly throb. We turn around here comes Kevin walking into the school, we walk by him just in time to hear him whisper, "Ma'am...Kevin" as he is pointing to their name tags on the wall. Needless to say, Mister had to be quickly escorted out of the school before he could inflict harm. Hence the question... Is it wrong for Mister to say he's going to get his gun polished?
Thursday, September 25, 2008
What's wrong with me? Why can't I beat this sickness? Every year, twice a year I tell myself, "Self ~ don't do it!" And every year, twice a year, my self says back, "You don't understand! I have to!" I clearly need help, can't kick the addiction by myself. I don't even enjoy it anymore but I can't drag myself away. CBS... why do you do this to me? Jeff Probst...why won't you just retire?
Hello, my name is Jen. And I'm addicted to Survivor. (It's shameful.)
I. am. a. horrible. blogger. There, I said it. One week ago today, I made my commitment to be timely and interesting and I have failed. Miserably!
However, I do have my excuses. Ready?
- It was Sir's 2nd birthday last Friday and I was too busy celebrating him and the fact that he has made it this long. As previously mentioned, he's adorable but stubborn. So much so that at times, I have questioned how much the world could really take of him before he was voted off the island. And by island, I mean Earth.
- A 2 year old's birthday is obviously a multiple day event. In addition to the train set he received for his birthday, we also went to a local train museum and rode a real train. That my friend, will really take it out of you... corralling 3 young un's under the age of 5 while riding on a train through a swamp in the FL heat!
- I'm lazy. Really lazy. While I have not updated MY blog, I have lurked YOURS! I even posted my first comment! I'm really on my way now! CHOO-CHOO!
Thursday, September 18, 2008
I've finally decided that I have lurked long enough and am ready to enter the world of blogging! While I can't guarentee that my life is entertaining enough to capture an audience, it sure makes me smile. My sitcom life includes Ma'am (4 going on DIVA!), Sir (adorably stubburn) and Mister, the love of my life! Me? I'm your average every day mom. I work outside of the house, love reading, spa treatments, long walks on the beach (that's a lie... I don't hate long walks on the beach but certainly can't say I LOVE them) and oh yeah... lurking!
I hope to be a good blogger. Timely, funny, with lots of pics... all of the things I've loved about the blogs I've been lurking.
Now its on with the show!